Sunday, December 19, 2010



If god didn't want us to masturbate,
He would've made our arms shorter.
Maybe that's why
the T-Rex was always so angry.

What women see.


2002 - Who's That Guy Next to Rachel?
2009 - Who's that bitch next to House?


It's a Duck!

FACT: 1 in 5 Women Are Lesbians

Nice To See You
Why don't you have a seat over there?

I noticed that they're all facing forward except Lincoln.
I guess once somebody sneaks up behind you and shoots you in the head, 
you never really get over it.

Oh God:
One of your lights is out

Science vs Religion:
It's simple really

This totally trips me out.

Unicorns are real, 
they're just fat and grey, and we call them rhinos.

-What is it?
-It's called a "Snooki", it's very famous.

I love doritos.
But they are SO LOUD.
(*disclaimer* Holocaust jokes aren’t funny, anne frank-ly i won’t stand for it)

"Brian, will you take me to Baby Gap?
I want to dress like a small douche."

-I want to break up.
-I want to break down!
unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce

 "Edward, I just changed my tampon,
would you like some tea?"


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Jack Smith said...

No problem, Dj Alborz! But thanks for asking...