PIC DUMP!

PIC DUMP! :)

If god didn't want us to masturbate,

He would've made our arms shorter.

Maybe that's why

the T-Rex was always so angry.

What women see.

OMG.

2002 - Who's That Guy Next to Rachel?

2009 - Who's that bitch next to House?

Awesome.

It's a Duck!

FACT: 1 in 5 Women Are Lesbians

Nice To See You

Why don't you have a seat over there?

I noticed that they're all facing forward except Lincoln.

I guess once somebody sneaks up behind you and shoots you in the head, 

you never really get over it.

Oh God:

One of your lights is out

Science vs Religion:

It's simple really

This totally trips me out.

Unicorns are real, 

they're just fat and grey, and we call them rhinos.

-What is it?

-It's called a "Snooki", it's very famous.

I love doritos.

But they are SO LOUD.

(*disclaimer* Holocaust jokes aren’t funny, anne frank-ly i won’t stand for it)

"Brian, will you take me to Baby Gap?

I want to dress like a small douche."

-I want to break up.

-I want to break down!

unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce

 "Edward, I just changed my tampon,
would you like some tea?"