HOARDERS
Chuck Norris spit here
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
I've watched her FOOD NETWORK show for over a year now.
I still don't know how to boil water.
Jesus Cat: Has no interest in physics
PUPPIES: They're pretty much retarded
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
So why the fuck are they called violets?!
Tougher than you