Thursday, December 30, 2010

Hey you...yeah, you over there in South Korea!

So someone in South Korea really likes this blog. Every other day, I get a kajillion page views from someone, or a group of someones over there. I appreciate the interest, and if you would like any specific requests, comment or message me. I think I can safely say, "I'm big in Korea". I should get a shirt made. 

In other news, I just looked at a weather map, and it's freakin ZERO DEGREES in Montana. Yes, ZERO. Why anyone would live in Montana is beyond me - I mean, NOBODY from that state EVER comes to this blog anyways. Whatever. It's probably because all their souls are FROZEN from being in zero degree weather. 
In even other...other news, thanks to the gosh darn weather, a trip to the Grand Canyon has been canceled. Well, let me rephrase's was given a green light; meaning, we drove in the car for a few hours, got halfway there, then the weather closed the interstate. So, we turned around and hightailed it back home. Almost $70 bucks in gas WASTED. Somewhere in the middle east, some factory is pumping out, and refining, yet another barrel of pure crude liquid gold for me to just burn for nothing.

Just doing my part to help the environment!'s some pics that made me laugh at this wee hour of the night. 

Yeah, I said, "wee". What's it to ya?!

 Fond Memories:
When all you have left is a 20 year old Polaroid,
it's harder to remember what a bitch she was.

 Cool story, bro


 Surfer Girls:
Because girls playing golf wear too many clothes

 Turn On Location Services to Allow
"SexOffenders" to Determine
Your Location


 I love this meme.

 "It's like a fucking angel came in your mouth. Get some."

Saturday, December 25, 2010


 Yuletide Pic Dump

This makes me laugh so freakin much

This makes me sad.

Just another day at the beach...

Happy Holidays from O.J. Simpson

I hope all of you got everything you wanted from Santa this year, and if you didn't, maybe let's try not to be such a douche in 2011.

Merry Christmas!

Friday, December 24, 2010

MMA Jesus

MMA  Jesus

I came across this picture, and I decided that this holiday season, let's not think of Jesus pitifully sacrificing himself for our sins -and getting the ultimate MMA beat down - in a weak, and feeble way. Let's imagine that he did this because he COULD. He did this because he could take the heat. Kinda like the Christian Bale Batman taking the heat for killing Two-Face (uhm...that dude  that plays that other dude from the movie, 'The Core'). Sorry for comparing Jesus Christ to Batman, both are pretty bad far as imaginary superheroes go, but I digress. My point is, if you're religious, how about changing the image of Jesus dying for our sins from what we usually see, to this: 


"Excuse me Mary Magdalene, can you tell me which way it is to the sling show?"

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Happy Holidays, but Mind the Ice

Happy Holidays, but Mind the Ice

Original vid:

Click the image for enjoyment

I love the head bounce.

Thanks to @Sciritai

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Fortune Cookie!

Need some adventure and enjoyment? 
Take a vacation.

(Thanks Tina!)

Why I like Science Fiction Quote

To me, the biggest selling point of science fiction is to take one out of the realm of reality and allowing us to "escape" for a brief period....this is prolly why most scifi fans loath reality TV; it's kinda the opposite of what most of us are looking for in our entertainment.

-Quote from a user on SyFy.Com

Sunday, December 19, 2010



If god didn't want us to masturbate,
He would've made our arms shorter.
Maybe that's why
the T-Rex was always so angry.

What women see.


2002 - Who's That Guy Next to Rachel?
2009 - Who's that bitch next to House?


It's a Duck!

FACT: 1 in 5 Women Are Lesbians

Nice To See You
Why don't you have a seat over there?

I noticed that they're all facing forward except Lincoln.
I guess once somebody sneaks up behind you and shoots you in the head, 
you never really get over it.

Oh God:
One of your lights is out

Science vs Religion:
It's simple really

This totally trips me out.

Unicorns are real, 
they're just fat and grey, and we call them rhinos.

-What is it?
-It's called a "Snooki", it's very famous.

I love doritos.
But they are SO LOUD.
(*disclaimer* Holocaust jokes aren’t funny, anne frank-ly i won’t stand for it)

"Brian, will you take me to Baby Gap?
I want to dress like a small douche."

-I want to break up.
-I want to break down!
unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce

 "Edward, I just changed my tampon,
would you like some tea?"

Why Would You Defend America

Why Would You Defend America?

Since you're writing this to me, that probably means that you have a computer and Internet connection, which is something 75% of the world doesn't have, and if you're American then odds are you have a roof over your head, which is something a lot of people in other countries don't have too. So, if you're privileged enough to have a computer, like most other people in America are, then you don't have too many "fucking problems". Civil war, genocide, cannibalism, getting stoned to death for being homosexual, starving to death - that's having a lot of fucking problems. The US doesn't have too much of those things. So how about you sit the fuck down, and be grateful for what America has, instead of bitching because it's not your perfect utopia full of rainbows and unicorns. 

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Parrot Sings Drowning Pool's, 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor'

I never thought a Drowning Pool song could sound so cute!

Rockets of the World

Rockets of the World

Thanks to Rocketboom and Jalopnik

Monday, December 13, 2010

Minnesota Viking's Stadium Roof Collapse

Pretty interesting view. Can you imagine being on the field while it was happening?!?!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

TRANSFORMERS 3: Dark Side of The Moon Trailer

I've been looking forward to this for a while! It looks pretty good. Conspiracy theories, giant robots, outer space, etc... = AWESOME

Enjoy! :)


Sunday, December 5, 2010



Chuck Norris spit here

I've watched her FOOD NETWORK show for over a year now.
I still don't know how to boil water.

Jesus Cat: Has no interest in physics

PUPPIES: They're pretty much retarded

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue, 
So why the fuck are they called violets?!

Tougher than you