Sunday, December 19, 2010

PIC DUMP!




PIC DUMP! :)



If god didn't want us to masturbate,
He would've made our arms shorter.
Maybe that's why
the T-Rex was always so angry.



What women see.




OMG.




2002 - Who's That Guy Next to Rachel?
2009 - Who's that bitch next to House?




Awesome.









It's a Duck!




FACT: 1 in 5 Women Are Lesbians




Nice To See You
Why don't you have a seat over there?




I noticed that they're all facing forward except Lincoln.
I guess once somebody sneaks up behind you and shoots you in the head, 
you never really get over it.




Oh God:
One of your lights is out




Science vs Religion:
It's simple really





This totally trips me out.



Unicorns are real, 
they're just fat and grey, and we call them rhinos.









-What is it?
-It's called a "Snooki", it's very famous.









I love doritos.
But they are SO LOUD.
(*disclaimer* Holocaust jokes aren’t funny, anne frank-ly i won’t stand for it)









"Brian, will you take me to Baby Gap?
I want to dress like a small douche."




-I want to break up.
-I want to break down!
unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce




 "Edward, I just changed my tampon,
would you like some tea?"




2 comments:

DJ Alborz Funny blogs said...

Hope you dont mind. I used the funny blood comic on my website :)

Jack Smith said...

No problem, Dj Alborz! But thanks for asking...